Just Because I Am Lazy

Yeah, yeah. Deep thoughts... Yadda yadda yadda.

oooo Muppets!

Caption This

OK, I need some interaction.  Take this picture and caption it for me in the comments.  The winner will get to see his or her saying in LOCat form!

I introduce you to our supreme commander Sato.

Fire away!

Have You Seen This Man?

No Reward

Finally A New Drawing

I was beginning to think I was incapable of anything new. Much love to PottyMouthCon for the inspiration. (Caution clicking on that link... he was blocked by Scott Baio for a reason.

Use the FAIL Luke.

Design Time

Been too busy to even THINK this week. But THE WIFE sent me proof we are raising at least one of our kids up right.

Feeding the Masses... or at least Sadie

 I love you Sadie!

I'm Not Dead

Just busy. Sorry.

THE WIFE Rocks!

Since THE WIFE and I have joined our new church (Community Life Church) I have been playing Bass and she is now a drummer.  The following conversation came up when we were discussing her buying some lessons to improve on her greatness.

[14:13] THE WIFE: Uh, I need a quarter lesson. I know that I am just 7 1/2 minutes from drum greatness.[14:14] THE WIFE: Although, Mark said I am better than any old Canadian.

The Canadian reference was to this guy. 

High And To The Left!

After watching this I would think Rahm would go out behind the White House and play catch with Obama to get him ready for next year. At least he didn't almost skip it like last year.

Hopefully the catcher didn't throw his back out on that grab.

(HT to Rob Port over at Say Anything Blog for the video link).

Torture I Overheard This Holiday

As I rested my weary bones this weekend I overheard the boys talking with Lucie about the meaning of Easter.

Chris: Yeah, so the Easter Bunny brings you candy and hides eggs.
Lucie: Yeah, I wike deh Eastew Bunny.
Chris: So anyway, after he leaves the candy we have to catch him and cook him.
Lucie: ...
Ben: Yeah, it's a tradition.
Chris: Exactly and each kid gets a separate part to eat.
Lucie: ...
Ben: Yeah!
Chris: Since your the next to youngest you get the eyeballs.
Lucie: Ewwww.  I am not eating anything with bwood in it.  That's gwoss.  Bwood makes me sick.
Chris: Well I had to do it when I was next to youngest.
Ben: Dad has to eat the (unintelligible).
Me: No, Dad eats the ears only.  The privilege of being Dad.  Everyone wants to be the Daddy!

Yeah, I know.... Years of therapy to come.

Best Friends

To let you in on the joke, the guy I banged this out for has a horrible phobia of anything poo related.

Friendship has a color! Brown!

Honestly, he may throw up just looking at this. *giggle*

Imaginary Friend

THE WIFE and I have a friend who has a "Fiance" who we have never met.  We decided he is imaginary (not that there is anything wrong with that).  THE WIFE shared this theory with her about her one true love "Darren" who happens to be an excellent Roller Dancer (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Anyway as THE WIFE spoke to her on the phone I began to share how I viewed the conversation.  Basically I saw her and a little hand puppet who she named "Darren" (not that there's anything wrong with that) and dressed in little roller skates (not that there's anything wrong with that) so she could express her undying love.

Of course, this was the result in my head.