Monday, November 09, 2015

How To Poop Effectively

Thanks to the internet and Reddit I now have instructions on the correct way to poop.

For maximum effective spray DO NOT SIT!!!

As a man who has had to follow someone into a completely destroyed Men's room, I understand why this is necessary.  There have been times when I have seriously considered using the sink.  In the end I wound up leaving and suffering through the discomfort.

How does one manage to spray poop UP A WALL???  I know it happens, I've seen it.

The memory haunts me.

Wednesday, November 04, 2015

The Farce Awakens

Dude... The trailers for The Phantom Menace looked good too.

Plus side, no Jar Jar and no George Lucas.

Minus side... I'm sure there will be many.