Hump Day!!!

Yeah, he didn't see the humor in it either

Sometimes Things Just Don't Work Out

I decided to do a spoof of the Star Wars Episode I poster with Anakin casting a shadow as Darth Vader.

I decided to use Darth Tater and have him cast his shadow as an order of fries.

Yeah, good idea, poor execution.

Remember When Steven Tyler Fell In The Shower?

Yeah, I had forgotten about that too. Funny what you find on your hard drive. :)

Backside Story

I thought the jacket was a mis-print, then I realized they knew who I was.

No wonder everyone stayed on The Jets' turf!

Princess Cindy

Some things you have to learn the hard way.

Gonzo Finds Out He Is A Father

Would you like some cheese on your nose omelette?



Necrophilia

Gonzo's search for his lost love Camilla comes to an end.  The BowChickaWowWow is about to begin!



Food Coma

He's not dead, he just ate like he used to when he was VERY fat.

OK, sorry about all the delays with the postings.  I already have my idea for Thursday and plan on posting it so Thursday morning you can see it, rather than staying up until midnight for the joy.

Of course, if you are dedicated fans you will be anxiously awaiting it...

...all twelve of you...

Nevermind.  Thanks for coming by.  In real life I am torturing my children by loading Windows 8 on our machine and making them use it without any instruction.  So far they have been hitting the stuff no problems so it seems pretty intuitive to them.  We'll see what the market says.

See you Thursday.

Starfleet Communications Corp

There is a reason dudes didn't go into communications on Star Trek

Games Geeks Play With Our Pets

At least he's not Princess Leia... this time.

Getting To Know The Universe

Bow chicka wow wow...

Explanation here.

I haven't completed the challenge of @MarshallSheldon yet. I will win the internet!!!

Death Note

Death Note! Similar to the "Brown Note", but different.

The Swedish Chef's Green Card Runs Out

The best $3 an hour you can spend.

Brought To You By The Letter H

This one scared my 15 year old away

Happy Valentine's Day 2012!

Creepy? Or sweet? You be the judge.

Hi everyone! Nope, once again I am not dead yet (despite the almond scented candles and the funny tasting coffee THE WIFE keeps getting me) and I have returned with an update to the IAMFAIL family.

Why so long between posts?  Excellent question...

Crushing Your Head

It seemed like a good defense at the time.

Happy Thanksgiving!

The Pilgrims sometimes had to resort to "Gravy Boarding" the turkeys to get the information they needed.

I remembered this from last year and had to drag out the old "Gravy Boarding" post in honor of Thanksgiving.  I'll be wearing my Witten Jersey asleep in front of the Cowboy's game this afternoon.

Happy Thanksgiving and may God's blessings be on you all!

Rockers For Life... Alert

IAMFAIL December 28th, 2010 (Learn From My FAIL)

There are those who have lost data, and those who will lose data.

Yep, it finally happened.  My external drive bit the dust.  The one I had been meaning to back up.  The one with kids pictures from all different ages, pictures from my trips, tons of music and software.  Work emails I had archived for when I eventually get put out to pasture.

I was pretty depressed and kicking myself in the butt.  Working in tech support I know failure is inevitable and a good set of backups makes the hurt much easier to deal with.  I broke one of my own rules which is to back up religiously.

Oh well.  I checked out the hard drive and the problem is the motor is seized.  Apparently this is fairly common for Seagate external drives, they take a good shock and BLAMMO.

While I mourn my lost data I will see if I can send it off to get the data recovered by removing the disks and replacing the motor.  It isn't likely, but there is a possibility.

Adding to my paranoia is the fact I couldn't find my software bag.  That would be the one with all my OS's and my copy of Paint Shop.  Without Paint Shop, life may end for me.

OK, whining over.  Enjoy the look of total dismay on my illustrated face.

IAMFAIL December 13th, 2010

Stick Figure MacGuyver to the rescue!

With a tiny stick of gum, a tiny mullet and a tiny paper clip Stick Figure MacGuyver makes his great escape into the dark corners of the universe.

SCORE ONE!