Friday, September 24, 2010
November Is Coming
This video was posted over at Red State and it is extremely powerful. I think this sums up how I feel better than any one so far.
Monday, September 20, 2010
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Friday, September 10, 2010
IAMFAIL - September 10th 2010
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
Why Do We Dial "9"
Despite everyone most people begging me not to, here is the
explanation of why you must dial “9” to get an outside line at a business
office.
Most business offices use what are called “Key Systems”
in smaller offices. Key systems are
phone systems which usually have three or four telephone lines from the phone
company and maybe a dozen or so phones in the office.
In the office callers use internal dialing which uses
specific numbers of usually three to four digits. An example would be, your phone extension is
100 and your boss’s extension is 110. To
call you your boss will pick up his phone and dial 100 and your phone will
ring.
Simple so far, right?
Now, with your boss calling you via your extension number
the call only goes through the hardware of the key system, it doesn’t use any
lines from the phone company. This is
good because it is cheaper and easy to make and remember the calls. You see each line from the phone company
costs money just like at home, think of paying $50 for each line. Since each line only handles one call at a
time, you can see why a phone system would be cheaper. You only have to pay for as many calls in and
out of the system you want each month.
Everything else is covered by the cost of the phone system, plus you can
use built in features like voicemail and never use the telephone lines to the
outside world.
Next when you need to dial out, why use a “9”? The main reason is because in the United
States we use what is called the “North American Numbering Plan.” This means you have a specific way you have
to dial numbers. The LONG version is,
you dial the country code, plus the area code, plus the prefix (or exchange)
and the number. (International calls are
a whole different thing for another time.)
In the Dallas Area where I live, that breaks down like
this:
1 – The country code specifying the United States
214 – The Area Code for the Dallas Area
640 – The Prefix for the Mockingbird Area of Dallas
XXXX – The “Number”
So if we dial 1214640XXXX, then using our numbering plan
if we have an extension 121, as soon as we hit that point that extension will
ring rather than the outside number we are trying to call.
Obviously this is a problem. You will also run into other problems if you
dial 10 digit or 7 digit numbers even.
Ten digit dialing in Dallas gives you a problem with 214640XXXX if you
happen to be the poor guy with extension 214.
These are called “Number Conflicts.”
There are ways to deal with number conflicts. One way is to use what is called "Time Out" to figure out what you want to dial. This means the phone system will literally wait for 3 or so seconds after you finish dialing to make sure you aren't going to add any more digits. When it "Times Out" the phone system will look for the closest match to whatever dialing patterns it has and route you accordingly.
This is great if you dial 1214640XXXX as the correct number of digits is met and your call goes out. But now when you dial extension 121, you have to sit and wait for the phone system to "Time Out" before it dials. Also if you fart dust and can't dial the number fast enough, you'll wind up ringing extension 121 when you are trying to call your granddaughter in Dallas who's number is 1, 214, uh.... something something.... Let me think.
There are ways to deal with number conflicts. One way is to use what is called "Time Out" to figure out what you want to dial. This means the phone system will literally wait for 3 or so seconds after you finish dialing to make sure you aren't going to add any more digits. When it "Times Out" the phone system will look for the closest match to whatever dialing patterns it has and route you accordingly.
This is great if you dial 1214640XXXX as the correct number of digits is met and your call goes out. But now when you dial extension 121, you have to sit and wait for the phone system to "Time Out" before it dials. Also if you fart dust and can't dial the number fast enough, you'll wind up ringing extension 121 when you are trying to call your granddaughter in Dallas who's number is 1, 214, uh.... something something.... Let me think.
Seriously? Again? Look it up BEFORE you start dialing. |
Another, more popular way, to deal with number conflicts is to have people dial an otherwise unused
digit to specify they are making an external call. Most of the time that digit is a “9.” I don’t know how we picked that number but it
is what seems to be the main standard.
The other number is an “8;” “8” is used when people think their users
can’t dial the digit “9” without accidentally dialing “911.” The digit is called an “Escape Code” or “LCR
Access,” “Trunk Access” or something like that.
Now, the way this works.
When you dial “9” the phone system is programmed to understand the digit
9 means an outside call. Usually you
will hear dial tone again after you dial it.
This is called “Second Dial Tone” and is a courtesy to let you know you
are making an outside the system call.
The system then waits for the rest of the digits. Once it has reached the number of digits
necessary for a match to an outgoing template, it will send the digits out
without the “9” routing your call to its destination.
Finally! This is where I wanted to go. |
...and then flash him your boobies. You'll make his day.
Saturday, September 04, 2010
Back Checkup And My New Doctor
I went to the doctor on Thursday and we talked about my crappy back. Basically I am really impressed with my new doc because not only is he OK to take care of the pain, he has a plan to aggressively treat the cause.
Basically the plan is I am going to start working on core strength and work my way into an exercise routine. No Situps, crunches or crap like that, but beginning yoga, cardio (swimming if possible) and weight lifting. He ran X-Rays and confirmed my disk space is good (no slipped disks) and has ordered an MRI for Thursday.
I was also very happy to hear that my disk space looks fine and he thinks bone spurs are the cause (as my last doc did). But my last doc just said, go to an orthopedic who told me, "Lose weight." Of course it's easy to say that, but when you back hurts too bad to get off the couch, it's tough.
We did get a call yesterday so I dropped by this morning. Apparently I have butter running through my veins, so Lipitor is in my short term future.
My goals are to lose enough weight to get off my blood pressure meds and get my cholesterol down. I also want to get my back in better shape and get off the pain medication. A change of priority is in order, especially where work is concerned. No longer will I be a slave to PHONECO as they have proven they can barely survive on their own.
On a side note I sent an email to the MONGO-UBER-BOSS pointing out our last information release we sent out mis-spelled our product's name twice in the same paragraph. Hard to convince people we are the folks who should be securing, monitoring and helping them set up their network when we can't even proof read our releases.
I'll keep everyone updated.
Basically the plan is I am going to start working on core strength and work my way into an exercise routine. No Situps, crunches or crap like that, but beginning yoga, cardio (swimming if possible) and weight lifting. He ran X-Rays and confirmed my disk space is good (no slipped disks) and has ordered an MRI for Thursday.
I was also very happy to hear that my disk space looks fine and he thinks bone spurs are the cause (as my last doc did). But my last doc just said, go to an orthopedic who told me, "Lose weight." Of course it's easy to say that, but when you back hurts too bad to get off the couch, it's tough.
We did get a call yesterday so I dropped by this morning. Apparently I have butter running through my veins, so Lipitor is in my short term future.
My goals are to lose enough weight to get off my blood pressure meds and get my cholesterol down. I also want to get my back in better shape and get off the pain medication. A change of priority is in order, especially where work is concerned. No longer will I be a slave to PHONECO as they have proven they can barely survive on their own.
On a side note I sent an email to the MONGO-UBER-BOSS pointing out our last information release we sent out mis-spelled our product's name twice in the same paragraph. Hard to convince people we are the folks who should be securing, monitoring and helping them set up their network when we can't even proof read our releases.
I'll keep everyone updated.
Friday, September 03, 2010
Thursday, September 02, 2010
A Conservative Voice Speaks
I found this link over at I Own the World of a black lady just tearing apart a bunch of libs who can't argue with her logic.
This lady puts it out there and backs up her beliefs. I wish I knew her because I am proud to have people like her on my side.
This lady puts it out there and backs up her beliefs. I wish I knew her because I am proud to have people like her on my side.
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