I have had a change of heart. My old, cruel Capitalist ways have gotten me nowhere. I have now seen the glory of the Socialist dream! There is enough of everyone else's for all of us!
Little did I know that years ago when THE WIFE (The Comrade Who Must Be Obeyed) and I came up with Tater Tots for the Masses I was already harboring the Socialist dream deep in my red bosom. I mean, after all, the Tater Tots were for the Masses, not for me. I was distributing technical support drivel and pain like golden drops from the mouth of Lenin himself. (Vlad, not John.)
I accept my new role in life. I plan to redesign the site to take part in the glorious workers revolution.
I have a dream! A dream that one day we may all have equal amounts of Tater Tots!* We shall all live and work as one!
Yours in Glorious Socialism,
*Some amounts more equal than others. As has always been the worker's way.