Writing is so weird.
I hate sitting down and being "In the Zone (tm)" and having to do something I really try to avoid... You know... Like work or rescuing my children from harm or something like that. It never fails that when I come back the masterpiece I have been looking at resembles a week old poo stain in the underwear of life.
I've got several different stories I have been fleshing out and mulling over the ideas, but I never seem to have the time to sit down and put the mess of scenes together.
Heck, I don't even have time to do IAMFAIL comics anymore. This sucks.
Anyway, I have a short kid's story I wrote that I need to find the full copy of again. Frustratingly I can only find the first half of it. If it doesn't show up I guess it'll get a re-write, if I do find it then I think it's time for a few illustrations, a write up and I'll throw it up on "Cafepress."
Let me ask my tens of readers (I know your out there, I can hear you breathing) would you like an audio version of a couple of kid's stories for free? I have one I think would work pretty well worked up like an old time radio broadcast or maybe one of them with the illustrations set up as a movie, where the kids could watch it like I'm reading them a story.
Without the creepy factor of me actually visiting your kids and reading to them while I'm wearing my PJ's.