Tuesday, October 26, 2010

So Uh... What's Happening?

That is a great question.  I got on a creative kick and was churning out tons of stuff and then...

BLAMMO!

Nothing.

So I have just remained hopped up on painkillers so I can get through work and come home and... I guess do nothing.

So here I am at midnight.  I have missed the last couple of IAMFAIL deadlines, I have a great kid's story which has drug to a halt, a short zombie story I can't get past the basic idea of, TONS of illustrations I need to do AND, I need to do a lifesize cutout of Shaggy and Scooby for my kid's Fall Festival.

Instead, I eat and put weight on so my doctor can fuss at me when I show up to beg for pain pills.

Being FAT sucks. Having a bad back and being fat REALLY SUCKS.  I am moderately depressed right now, but I will get over it.  Just too much real work stuff going on and not enough time to get into PT or the doctor, so I just keep eating the painkillers.

*Sigh*

Friday, October 22, 2010

Not Dead Yet

I'm not dead yet. Just been too busy get any drawing done or funny (?) thoughts in blogs.

I hope you still love me.  I promise IAMFAIL will be returning soon.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Criminal Genius

We have a graffiti artist in our house.  We suspected Lucie for some reason, (look at this picture and see if you can figure out why).

Looks almost like a name!
THE WIFE quickly cornered the suspect "Lucie" and asked her WHY IN THE WORLD SHE WROTE ON THE WASHING MACHINE WITH A SHARPIE!!!!

Lucie proclaimed her innocence.  Further examination of the aforementioned graffiti revealed the following:

AHA!
The culprit's name isn't "Lucie" as we first believed;  rather, "Lucie M," which gives our precious princess an AIRTIGHT alibi.  After all, ANYONE can sign their own name, but who would think to add an "M" to throw the authorities off the trail?  She MUST be innocent!

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Who You Gonna Call?



Being a musician, I laugh because I know it it true!




HT I Own The World one of my favorite places to hang out!

Friday, October 01, 2010

At Least I'm Not Getting Hugged By A Polar Bear

I think everyone knows where I stand on this crap. I just wonder how people would react if Glenn Beck made a video where people vote for Obama and then blow up...



HT to Big Fur Hat over at I Own The World!