I OPENED UP A SHOP TO SELL SAVE CARLOS T-SHIRTS!
...also available in human!
I know what you're thinking... "Dude, this isn't even your dog. Why are you so obsessed with making Captain Carl roll his eyes?"
I. Don't. Know.
All I know is for low, low prices you can wear a commemorative "Save Carlos Spicy Weiner" thong.
Click the thongs if you want to go to there!