Saturday, December 26, 2009

Cat-Puncher!

Vic inspired me with something that might be a euphemism, but if not would look something like this:


Captain Carl, imagine this happening to that yowling cat in the middle of the night. Carlos Spicy Weiner can make this happen for you!

The Great Escape!


Carlos is coming home for the holidays one way or the other!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Help Save Carlos Spicy Weiner!

Ms. Yvonne had a Christmas Miracle happen at her place, but Captain Carl is a "Doubting Thomas" so to speak.  I present the following evidence to support the good wholesomeness of Carlos Spicy Weiner!



If nothing else, just print this off protest poster and let the good captain know how you feel!



Complete with Milk Bone Shiv.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Does Jack Black Hate Me?

Since the last link was blocked, lets try this one!  Stupid interwebz!  DANG YOU AL GORE!!!



Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Monday, December 07, 2009

Santa Touching Your Special Place

Santa is a perv. 




Can We Skip The Holidays This Year?

Well the "Boy In The Box" as my Twitter friends know him is in job Hell right now as Toys R Us is screwing him over.  He got exactly "0" hours last week because they "Accidentally" left him off the schedule and no one would address it.  He finally became frustrated enough to get a job and now no one is hiring because they have already staffed up for the holidays.

Nice.

So TBITB is stuck until... I don't know with no hours.  If he wasn't doing his job I would have expected someone in management to tell him to shape up or ship out.  Personally I figure they don't like some aspect of him or his personality and are too chicken to tell him.  That requires leadership and confrontation and unfortunately it seems few in positions of authority have those attributes or the stomach for them anymore.

Add to this Christmastime is when Ben usually goes off the rails (and he is with gusto this year) and you have a fun holiday season ahead.

Any prayers for TBITB would be appreciated.  It's not easy for him as he tries to decide what he wants to do going ahead with his life.  Plus he now has no money to depend on for college next month.

Toys R Us, I poop at you!

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Thanksgiving Quotes

Ben: Hey! Everything on this menu is in Spanish!
Me: That's because we are at a Mexican restaurant, son.

and

Lucie: We have to put the star on top of the Christmas Tree so Santa knows we have one.
Me: So without the star on the tree he won't notice the tree?