Tuesday, August 04, 2009

You Are Evil Will Ferrell

OK, so I have complained about what a stinker "Land of the Lost" was.  Well I got so angry I wrote a strongly worded letter to Will Ferrell telling him that I loved the "Cowbell Skit" but other than that, I was sick of looking at his semi-naked body and crotch in every stinkin' movie he has ever made.  Furthermore, he has now profited from my 50 cents and I want satisfaction.

I WANT MY 50 CENTS BACK!

You know what that curly headed crap-monger sent me????  This picture:

YOU SUCK!!!!
Yes... that is MY 50 cents in that picture.  I will have my revenge Will Ferrell.  I will have my revenge.

6 comments:

Miss Yvonne said...

Please tell me he really sent that to you...please please please!

Houston said...

Would i make up something so tragic?

Really! Look at the pic. No evidence of photoshopping AT ALL!

He's such a jerk!

Justin said...

Please tell me you at least liked Anchorman...

Houston said...

You know I haven't gotten to see it (too many kids around) but I did enjoy "Blades of Glory."

The thing is, I cen't let him know I think he's funny or else my strongly worded letters have no impact.

It's psychology my brother! I am in his head!

Miss Yvonne said...

Okay, now I know for sure it's fake. Way to go over the top with the sarcasm, Houston. Geesh. Crush my dreams, why don't ya.

Yes, my dreams are about you receiving emailed pictures from Will Ferrell. What of it?

Wonder Woman said...

Who emailed the picture? It came hard copy in a 10X13 glossy. Leave it to Will to use a really unusual size, but it is now on my refrigerator mocking my husband every time he goes to get anything from the kitchen...
I can't help it, I am such an undying fan of Will's. Houston will just have to keep sucking it up!