Thursday, August 13, 2009

William Shatner Is To Blame

Much like Chuck Norris being all powerful and indestructable I had the epiphany when William Shatner and Guy Kawasaki caused The Bloggess's blog to crash that William Shatner is the cause of all things bad.

Much like gremlins and the destruction they cause Shatner is a one man wrecking crew.

You can follow the fun on twitter with the hashtag #williamshatner (assuming I don't get bored with it first).

*Facts:

William Shatner is the reason why you have a bad taste in your mouth when you wake up.
William Shatner moves your car keys when you sleep so you can't find them.
Socks disappear in the clothes dryer because WIlliam Shatner takes them when you aren't looking.
William Shatner caused your grandmothers cake to fall when you were young and you took the blame.

And so on...

You all can thank me for the warning later.

*By "Facts" I mean William Shatner probably didn't do these things.

4 comments:

Wonder Woman said...

But he only takes LEFT socks, because he has a left sock fetish....

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

*snort* Love it.

The annoying kid said...

I hate you William Shatner!
They just had me put guaterds in!

Houston said...

What in the world are you trying to say?

You spell like you have marbles in your mouth.

Spell Check. Learn it. Live it. Love it.