Monday, August 31, 2009

What The Fishsticks Is That?

While parusing the local Wal-Mart a while back I noticed some of the custom cakes they had been making. THE WIFE and I try to hit our buddy Danita at The Cakery Bakery. She has a great eye and makes cakes that are as delicious as they are attractive.

Wal-Mart, not so much so. Lets examine, shall we?

OK the first entry is a little puppy. Very very cute.


Next is a ... Puppy? Furry Rat? I'm not sure, still cute, but ambiguous.
Uh... Now Ladybug(s)? I'm not sure one or two. Are they mating? Ewww!
And Finally!
WHAT THE FISHSTICKS IS THIS THING?
It looks like a slug with salt poured on it. Were they going for cute caterpillar and just missed it? Were they going for Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo and just missed? I have no idea.
Was this the deranged love child of a Budwiser inbibed redneck who was in a rush to get back to watching the races?
What is it? Tell me in the comments or on twitter @Tots4Masses . I am afraid.... Very afraid.

6 comments:

Yellow Trash Diaries said...

Those bakery workers are laughing their stoned asses off.

Kelly said...

A dead half bird/half lizard? It gets more disturbing the longer you look at it!

Wonder Woman said...

Just FYI I saw another one in the store the other day, and was able to tell that it was an elephant. This one, not so much, but I am sure that is what it is supposed to be....

Houston said...

Uhhh. But this "Elephant" is green. It's not a healthy green either.

Miss Yvonne said...

I was thinking legless melting elephant.

ItsKelly said...

Oh goodness... so, I'm just randomly shopping online, and I came across this... and YOU were the first person I thought of... http://fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=5162&cat=252#