Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Movie Review - Star Trek

Because I am a cheap old man and I have five kids I only review the 50 cent movies that everyone else has already seen.  This week the movie was:

Star Trek

Amazingly this movie had to things going for it right off the bat.  Number one, it didn't have Wiliam Shatner:
 
 
It also didn't have Will Ferrell
 
 
Immediately I felt my money was safe!
 
The movie was actually pretty good and I thought it was very well cast.  I liked the way they worked out the kinks and made a new story.  I especially like the green chick!
 
 
 
Eric Bana makes the best batcrap crazy man since Kevin Spacey.  I highly recommend it.
 
What's that?  Where's the humor?  Where's the funny?
 
Pthppt! How about some gratuitous nudity?  Fine then Click Here!
 
 

3 comments:

Wonder Woman said...

WOW! I can't believe all those strings that you have on you!!! You also didn't include Lucie's review this week...

"It was halfway scary, and halfway howwible."

Miss Yvonne said...

I want to see this movie, even though I've never watched an episode or Star Trek movie in my life. I only want to see it because Syler from Heroes is in it.

The annoying kid said...

Why don't you follow my blog?
And I liked the movie.