Friday, August 07, 2009

From Hell's Heart I Stab At Thee

Suck It Will Ferrell!

You might have my 50 cents! You might have stolen 101 minutes from my life I will never get back, BUT getting THE WIFE to betray me was too much.

You're curly-haired cherubic charm may have won her over.  Or it may have been your cottage cheese buttocks (which you show WAYYY too often) I don't know.  All I know is you took my 50 cents and made a picture (a 10x13 to be exact, honestly, who sends a 10x13?) and mailed it to me.

MAILED IT TO ME TO MOCK MY PAIN!!!

THE WIFE hung it in a place of honor, on the fridge right by Sadie's colorings.

But last night I stumbled to my bed to dram of my beloved 4 bits and found this betrayal:


It's on like Donkey Kong!

2 comments:

Miss Yvonne said...

Now Will can watch you when you sleep and do, you know, whatever.

Kelly said...

Bahahahahah... that's truly frightening.