You might have my 50 cents! You might have stolen 101 minutes from my life I will never get back, BUT getting THE WIFE to betray me was too much.
You're curly-haired cherubic charm may have won her over. Or it may have been your cottage cheese buttocks (which you show WAYYY too often) I don't know. All I know is you took my 50 cents and made a picture (a 10x13 to be exact, honestly, who sends a 10x13?) and mailed it to me.
MAILED IT TO ME TO MOCK MY PAIN!!!
THE WIFE hung it in a place of honor, on the fridge right by Sadie's colorings.
But last night I stumbled to my bed to dram of my beloved 4 bits and found this betrayal:
It's on like Donkey Kong!