As the days count down until the Oldest Boy ships to the Navy things just get weirder and weirder. I was home sick today with some disease which makes me blow things the size of Hondas out my nose every time I go to blow it so I made myself useful doing nothing.
We have family coming in starting Wens for the graduation. Because of this we hope to look on the school's website and find Andrew actually graduates. If not, then it'll just be a moving out party instead of a graduation party.
So anyway, during my odd hours between blowing snot out of my nose and wondering if the boy would graduate, I found a guy I went to school with who is a registered sex offender now. I remember when we were kids in elementary school and we were talking about what we wanted to be when we grew up. I said "Phone man." Todd said, "Registered Sex Offender."
I guess his job probably does pay more but really is there ANY mugshot which makes you look good?