Me: Lucie, I remember the day you were hatched.
Lucie: I wasn't hatched! I came from mommy's tummy.
Me: What, I don't remember that. You came from an egg.
Lucie: No, I came from mommy's tummy at the hospital.
Me: No, I remember you were hatched. We were making omlettes, and we had this big egg...
Lucie: NO! I WASN'T HATCHED! I'M NOT A BIRD!
Me: Lets see. Say this "Cheap cheap cheap."
Lucie: NO, I am NOT a BIRD! I am a little GIRL!
Lucie: I am a HUMAN! P-U-B a HuuuuuMAAAAN!
Me: OK, got it. Boy that was a good omlette.
THE WIFE: You are about to blog this aren't you?
Me: Oh yes.