When lunchtime came around, he was roped into going to the mandantory "Guys from out of the country want to go to Hooters" lunch.
FOUR DOLLARS FOR A HOT DOG!!!
PUT ME DOWN I AM THE DARK LORD OF THE TOT WOMAN!!!!
Ok, perhaps it wasn't as bad as it seemed.
Nope, never mind, it was as bad as expected... Using the FORCE to fetch some Pepto.