Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Disturbing Our Children After Our Demise

OK, so THE WIFE has a plan to be in our children's memory long after she is gone.

When she passes she has left instructions for me to have her ashes crushed into a diamond which we will then set into a ring. The ring will be given to our oldest son. We figure the conversation with his future bride will go like this:

Andrew: Will you marry me? (Holding out THE RING)

Future Wife: Oh yes Andrew!

Andrew: Here take this ring, it was my mother.

Future Wife: Oh how sweet! This was your mother's ring you say? How sweet!

Andrew: Uhhhhh. No, actually I said it WAS my mother.


1 comment:

Miss Yvonne said...

Awww, how sweet and creepy!

My husband read something about this once and asked me if I'd like to have his remains made into a diamond I could wear. I said yes, but only if I could pawn it for something really awesome. Like Aerosmith Guitar Hero.

Just kidding...I wouldn't pawn him for Guitar Hero. Maybe for Rock Band though.