Today I am playing the part of a Lab Rat.
Lab Rats around here do testing and evaluations for products. I have a customer who just rekeyed their system and I am checking it out. The lab is fairly quiet and you can get stuff done.
I show up, settle in. The door is closed, I am on my own.
I connect to the PBX, begin working, relax...
and break wind.
Not a big deal, I am alone. I am in my element.
The door promptly opens and a tour walks in.
Thank goodness they didn't walk all the way back to my area.
Note to self, "Beano."