Last night Andrew and Christopher were in our room while I attempted to destroy Christopher's wart with the freeze stuff. Andrew took this opportunity to start an insult war with me, firing off a fat joke in my direction.
"So I'm fat now am I?"
We fired a few zingers back and forth with the best one he fired back being "It's called Slim Fast... try it." I referred to him as "String Bean" and which point Christopher came unglued laughing and Calling Andrew "String Bean."
"Watch out," I warned. "He will give you a wedgie and pull your underwear over the top of that massive head of yours.
Seconds later Christopher was running down the hall to him room while Andrew stalked after him like Jason from "Friday the 13th."
"EEEEEEEKKKKKKK! NO! IT'S MY ROOM! EEEEEKKKKK! STOP! OW OW OW OW! I THINK I'VE POOPED!"
Apparantly Andrew is quite mean with his wedgie giving.