OK, fine. The sad thing is I don't know how long it has been since I generated that many comments, but apparently you people are fired up about the word "Potty."
Therefore, because I want to please everyone, I will remove the word "Potty" from my away message. It now shall read "Dropping the kids off at the pool." This is a special request (decree) from THE WIFE.
Thank you for all the wonderful euphemisms I will now work into everyday conversation.
I love you people.