THE WIFE and I have to visit our son's school today for a meeting about his Aperger's (yes this would be the same school the FREAK took the little girl from so they better not make me angry). I think to myself, nice quiet day at home... NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
8:10AM Sadie lifts her little head from my pillow, makes a little gagging noise and SPEWS OLD MILK ALL OVER THE BED!
I scream like a little girl and run. Fortunately THE WIFE was there to be the stoic rock of the household.
I did at least pull the sheets off the bed while I whimpered and cried.