Just investigated the noises coming from outside and noticed our neighbor is tearing down his carport.
They are throwing all the old scraps onto a trailer which was probably backed across my driveway and through my yard to get to his carport.
The carport by the alley we have to drive down to get to the main road.
OK, so in the comments, leave a guess on the first flat tire and I'll work up some amazing prize to mail out to the winner. (If no one participates, I will be forced to club a baby seal... or something like that.)