The WIFE gets the Christmas Blahs around the Holidays. It came early this year as Thanksgiving has been completely skipped from the holiday schedule by the stores.
WIFE - I hate this. I hate Christmas, BAH HUMBUG!
Me - Christmas isn't too bad. We just need to get into the spirit.
WIFE - I just went to Kroger and they have all their decorations out. It looks like Christmas threw up.
Me - "Looks like Christmas threw up." That's great! Can I blog about that?
What can I say? I have no shame. I steal the best from everyone.