Thursday, September 20, 2007

My Troll Like Proportions

OK, I am seriously thinking I am a freak or something. I am ALL TORSO. I have been checking it out and I am like a cross between Shrek and a dwarf, only 6' tall.

Look at the evidence...


Artist illustration. Not actual photgraph.

As you can see from the illustration, I am freakishly out of proportion. I need to sew two shirts together end to end to cover my freakish abdomen. I also HAVE TINY LEGS! This is not fair. I can't run from danger... I am like a penguin without the tux. Just label me victim and let me get my wallet out to hand to you Mr. Robber.

IS THERE A CURE???

3 comments:

Jennifer said...

I am sorry, but this picture is drawn not to true scale, or else the head would be quite a bit larger also. I know that your head and legs have to be the same length if they were laid side by side.

Jenny said...

Long torso's are hot.

Seriously, it keeps you from getting a beer belly. Plus, more skin to tattoo.

COLLEGEGIRL said...

Hmmmm...Yep, the head should be bigger....



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