Well, my wife has always had a thing about being green (it's her favorite color) so I made the song her ring tone when she calls me. Apparently, COLLEGEGIRL has been accused of being "Green" also.
COLLEGEGIRL, hang in there. Being green isn't so bad.
Sorry, lost control for a second (wiping tears from my eyes).
So anyway, it's not a bad thing to be green, just ask Jen.
...and be careful what you google... ewwwwww!