Well, one of the fun things about work is we have a resident weatherman. Not that he is a meteorologist, he just is consistently worried every time any weather event works it's way into the DFW area.
For example, if snow is predicted, he will constantly check weatherbug or The Weather Channel Online. for up to the minute forecasts. He then tells his aisle what the current weather conditions are via weather.com, CNN, WFAA, the window and whatever weather report his wife calls in to him.
Add to this he is hard of hearing as well as he is trying to tell everyone and what you wind up with is something like...
HEY GUYS! MY WIFE JUST CALLED AND IT'S STARTIN' TO SLEET DOWN IN HALT-EM CITY. I GOTTA GET HOME AFORE THE BRDIGES START TO ICE OVER. LAST THUNDERSTORM CAME THROUGH, THAT BRIDGE WARSHED OUT AND I HAD TO SLEEP IN MAH CAR FOR TWO DAYS WHILE THE FLOOD WATER RECEEDED!"
or something like that.
So where was I going with this... Good question, I just wanted an excuse to use the word WARSH today.
On an unrelated note if COLLEGEGIRL reads this, please remember, Mr. T (rhymes with word) will eventually grow up. Hang in there and remember there are a lot more people love you than don't.
We're behind you.