Oldest boy complains about the Wife's singing. Here is the IM exchange.
(9:19:29 AM) Andrew: Mom is singing the wrong lyrics to a song, while the song is on!
(9:19:43 AM) Houston: she is allowed to do it
(9:20:20 AM) Andrew: It is bothering me!
(9:20:37 AM) Houston: So sing a counter-melody with the correct lyrics
(9:21:57 AM) Andrew: Christopher says you smell bad
(9:22:21 AM) Houston: I hope he likes sleeping outside
Christopher will pay for his amusement when I get home. Revenge will be mine.