OK, so my middle son's cat Nancy trashed the downstairs last night. Going on a feline version of a crank induced frenzy. As my wife observed, she is like living with a raccoon (the cat is like a raccoon, not my wife)
She shredded some aluminum foil that was left out and spread artificial sweetener across the counter tops in what suspiciously resemble lines (no rolled up 100 dollar bills, but then again, she doesn't have a job and I am a phone man).
She topped off the evening by stealing candy from the kids trick or treat bags.
I am very suspicious as she is now begging for attention and laying at my feet as I blog.
Is there a 12 step program for this?