Monday, October 23, 2006

Breaking News! Cowboys Press Conference

Bill Parcells (The Big Tuna) had a short speech at his press conference today following the Cowboys loss to the Giants. The Tuna was quoted as saying, "Yeah, we SUCK!"

Parcells declined further comment.

Jerry Jones made similar comments, but they were in a rambling incoherant jumble of words which, when summarized said, "Yes, yes we do suck. HARD!"

Meanwhile Terrell Owens could be found on the sidline complaining about not getting more chances to drop the ball during the game.

Check back tomorrow for our full report from the cats.

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